Thursday, January 20, 2011

Mark Twain in Heaven


A great light reflecting off the golden street
Hurt my eyes and I couldn’t see much,
So I complained, and someone gave me a pair of smoked glasses,
And I saw everything clearly. 

That worked so well I asked for a cigar and got one.
I was a mite nervous about asking for a match
Because they’re called Lucifers,
But the fellow figured out what I needed and handed me a box of them.

Seeing things so well was damned humiliating,
And I should have felt glum, but couldn’t manage it. 
Then an angel came up and shook my hand
And told me he thought Huckleberry Finn was a great book.

I thanked him and said I used to be a pretty smart fellow,
But I was wrong about a lot of things.
“Everybody is,”
The angel said.

No comments:

Post a Comment